Die Heretic
7 Aug 2007
(Originally posted on my blog may 2004)
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to
jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well … are you religious or atheist?”
“Religious.”
“Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?”
“Christian.”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of
God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
To which I said, “Die, you heretic scumbag!” and pushed him off.
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Comment by brett jordan
10.14 am on 7 Aug 2007
How harsh. Me, I’d have given him one chance to recant,
Comment by Chris Tilling
10.20 am on 7 Aug 2007
Quite right, those Reformed Baptist Church of God (reformation of 1915) are real scum.
Comment by J Lynn Pflug
1.53 pm on 7 Aug 2007
Thanks for the info! I didn’t realize that Baptist are Christians!
Comment by Jon
5.30 pm on 7 Aug 2007
Is that supposed to be funny?
Comment by David
4.40 am on 8 Aug 2007
Well I don’t know if it was supposed to be funny, but I laughed loudly!
In fact I need to share this with my plethora of baptist friends ’cause they’ll think it’s a hoot.
So will the Episcopalian Priest friend of mine.
Thanks for sharing this.
Comment by steven hamilton
11.08 am on 8 Aug 2007
long live heretic scumbags!!
Comment by Ally
6.57 pm on 14 Aug 2007
Nice one – shades of thruth make it good to read, thanks for re-posting.
:)
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