Totally like whatever, you know?

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Taylor Mali poem
(Teacher and performance poet Taylor Mali is the most successful poetry slam strategist of all time, having lead six of his seven national poetry slam teams to the finals stage and winning the championship itself a record four times before anyone had even tied him at three. A native of New York City, Mali is the recently elected president of Poetry Slam, Inc. and was one of the original poets to appear on the HBO original series “Russell Simmons Presents Def Poetry.” He has performed and lectured for audiences all over the world.)
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In case you hadn’t noticed,
it has somehow become uncool
to sound like you know what you’re talking about?
Or believe strongly in what you’re saying?
Invisible question marks and parenthetical (you know?)’s
have been attaching themselves to the ends of our sentences?
Even when those sentences aren’t, like, questions? You know?

Declarative sentences – so-called
because they used to, like, DECLARE things to be true
as opposed to other things which were, like, not -
have been infected by a totally hip
and tragically cool interrogative tone? You know?
Like, don’t think I’m uncool just because I’ve noticed this;
this is just like the word on the street, you know?
It’s like what I’ve heard?
I have nothing personally invested in my own opinions, okay?
I’m just inviting you to join me in my uncertainty?

What has happened to our conviction?
Where are the limbs out on which we once walked?
Have they been, like, chopped down
with the rest of the rain forest?
Or do we have, like, nothing to say?
Has society become so, like, totally . . .
I mean absolutely . . . You know?
That we’ve just gotten to the point where it’s just, like . . .
whatever!

And so actually our disarticulation . . . ness
is just a clever sort of . . . thing
to disguise the fact that we’ve become
the most aggressively inarticulate generation
to come along since . . .
you know, a long, long time ago!

I entreat you, I implore you, I exhort you,
I challenge you: To speak with conviction.
To say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks
the determination with which you believe it.
Because contrary to the wisdom of the bumper sticker,
it is not enough these days to simply QUESTION AUTHORITY.
You have to speak with it, too.


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3 comments


  1. Comment by graham

    7.08 pm on 2 Oct 2004

    That is so, like, Cooool!


  2. Comment by DanD

    10.12 pm on 2 Oct 2004

    I dunno, maybe he’s got something there, do ya think?


  3. Comment by walmy

    7.08 pm on 20 Apr 2005

    Good GOD, this was like a messenger from heaven. Long have I fought the “whatever” tribe for their lack of conviction in what they are saying or trying to express, basically their cowardice.

    Thank you, thank you Taylor Mali for expressing this opinion in such a harmonious yet stated way, you know?

    Besitos.

    PS: I heard this ode on NPR and immediately went for a search for the written word.


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