Die Heretic
26 May 2004
Old one, but still funny…and reveals the exclusion of many churches.
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to
jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well … are you religious or atheist?”
“Religious.”
“Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?”
“Christian.”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of
God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed
Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
To which I said, “Die, you heretic scumbag!” and pushed him off.
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12.22 pm on 26 May 2004
Lets Not Take Ourselves So Seriously
jason clark : emergent-uk: Die Heretic There is a bit of heckling going on about the place at the moment. This is a nice way to remind us that we can take it too far…..
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12.45 pm on 26 May 2004
Lets Not Take Ourselves So Seriously
jason clark : emergent-uk: Die Heretic There is a bit of heckling going on about the place at the moment. This is a nice way to remind us that we can take it too far.. Thanks Jason…
Comment by DannyG
3.05 am on 27 May 2004
thanks for posting Jason…I heard Winn read this in Idaho that one time but had’nt found it since.
Comment by alwynlau
7.04 am on 27 May 2004
yeah, i saw it on email once, never able to get it again, :)
it does wake our tradition up somewhat to our near obsessiveness with boundary-making, doctrinal precision, etc.
Comment by Patrick Blyeth
3.12 pm on 27 May 2004
Ouch…. sad, but true! Althought this is told as a joke… it’s often too true!
God, please have mercy on us all, we don’t know what we do!
(and this is coming from an American Baptist!)
Comment by Sivin Kit
6.10 pm on 27 May 2004
you put a smile o my face … a giggle as well :-)
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6.19 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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6.20 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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6.20 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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6.20 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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6.22 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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6.22 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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6.24 pm on 27 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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3.18 am on 28 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
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3.19 am on 28 May 2004
Die Heretic
I think I’ve been pretty serious lately, but having a good laugh is so necessary to be human especially when one can laugh at themselves (I think crying is good too but I’m sticking with some merry-ness for now). Thanks…
Comment by Daniel Priest
1.49 am on 30 May 2004
If I’m not mistaken this comes originally from Emo Phillips.
http://cmgm.stanford.edu/~lkozar/EmoPhillips.html
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